Brewster the Rooster

 

A farmer needed to buy a rooster for his chickens another man had a rooster for sale. The farmer goes to buy the rooster. The man tells him this is Brewster, he will service your chickens, but he is a sex addict and will go after anything.

The farmer buys Brewster and takes him home. Brewster goes through the henhouse, and then starts on the farmer’s sheep and other barnyard animals. After a couple days of this, the farmer tells Brewster, “You got to slow down or you'll kill yourself.”

After a week of Brewster going after every animal on the farm, the farmer comes out and sees Brewster laid out in the yard, vultures are already circling. The farmer, cussing, tells the corpse of his rooster, “I told you you'd kill yourself if you didn't stop your sex crazed ways.”

Brewster opens one eye and says, “Shut up, they're about to land.”